(Read as a rhythmic poem)
Sophomore Jackson goes to CD.
He came here just months after he turned 3.
He has a cat that he calls Shamoo,
But he named him before the so-called abuse.
His passions include the Octagon and math,
But he definitely likes showers more than baths.
He is returning to the Octagon as a page editor,
But he has never watched the show “Jersey Shore.”
He loves to dance;
He believes he can fly.
But no one can describe him as very shy.
Contact at firstname.lastname@example.org