Chardonnay Needler

Junior Chardonnay, an amateur food connoisseur and judger of most American pop music, has no concept of boredom. When she’s not practicing cello, going through her neuroscience-and-linguistics-infested Quora feed, or watching British television or the Chinese version of “The Voice,” she’s probably learning a new language – or wasting time on “that side” of YouTube. She has started more projects than she has finished, but it’s not due to laziness. It’s because … Well, she forgot why. Contact at

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